Who'd have thought we'd see such a romantic, sentimental streak from New York City?
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"We encourage New Yorkers to stay safe on Valentine's Day, and every day, by using condoms," said Dr. Monica Sweeney, the department's assistant commissioner for HIV prevention and control.
I want to stay safe every day, too, so I soon hope to see some Washington, D.C.-branded condoms. Just sayin'.