Gee, do ya think?
A Muncie city police officer may lose his job after an alleged joy ride with three Ball State University students. It did more than $10,000 worth of damage to his squad car, but it may do even more damage to his law enforcement career.
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Officer Jason Lyons and two other Muncie officers were at a Village Pantry at about 1:00 Tuesday morning when three female Ball State students approached them, asked them for a ride back to campus and Lyons agreed. Investigators say the three got in the back seat of Lyons' squad car.
He starts basically just showing off," Winkle said.
I can sympathize with the officer. It's tough to have a job that's a chick magnet. I can't tell you how many times I've run into a group of college co-eds and invited them back to the office to watch me type. Things sometimes got out of hand, then, before I knew it, I started showing off, my keyboard was in pieces, and I had some explaining to do.