Somebody needs a time out

I'm glad I've become more sedate as I've gotten older and no longer feel the need to go into dangerous places looking for excitement:

Two battling Boston moms face the next round in court after police say they turned on each other at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant.

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Natick police said the mom of the 9-year-old birthday boy apparently became enraged because the other woman's son was "hogging" an arcade game Saturday night.

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A company spokesman tells the Herald the two moms "exchanged words" Saturday night at 6:45 while two children were playing an arcade game and then "punches were thrown."

"Punches were thrown." Lovely understatment.