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Opening Arguments

Sorry, Mulder

Those who worked at Area 51 have now been released from their pledge of secrecy and, unfortunately for UFO buffs, their story is one of a CIA Black Op to test spy planes, not a coverup of dead aliens:

About the aliens.

Noce and Barnes say they never saw anything connected to UFOs.

Barnes believes the Air Force and the "Agency" didn't mind the stories about alien spacecraft. They helped cover up the secret planes that were being tested.

On one occasion, he remembers, when the first jets were being tested at what Muroc Army Air Field, later renamed Edwards Air Force Base, a test pilot put on a gorilla mask and flew upside down beside a private pilot.

Of course this is April Fool's Day. Just sayin'.

Posted in: Current Affairs

Comments

Bob G.
Thu, 04/01/2010 - 8:37am

You speak about the Bell P-59 Airacomet tests, oh wise one.
(that WAS a true story, and there are photos to prove that)

Of course we ALL know that the AREA 51 in NV is just a "cover" for the REAL (new) AREA 51...in UTAH, right?

(Where close to 90% of the land there is OWNED by the government - don'cha love government secrets?)
And we think the MORMONS got something goin' on...PSHAW!

;)

Lewis Allen
Thu, 04/01/2010 - 6:43pm

The truth is out there. WAY out there.

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