A Vermont man has been apprehended on criminal charges after his failure to spell correctly gave him away to police.
Adam Hall, 34, is accused of vandalizing his ex-girlfriend's car by bending the license plate frame and scratching the word “sult” into the hood, according to a Bennington, Vt., police affidavit. Hall's former girlfriend, Brittany Speckman, and police believe that Hall was trying to spell the word “slut.”
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Police called Hall into the station and issued him a citation. Hall denied any involvement with the vandalism, but when asked to write the sentence “You are a slut,” on a piece of paper, Hall wrote “You are a sult,” instead. The misspelling matched that of the vandalism.
Jrek. Idoit. Morno.
Gotcah!
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He was just trying to tell her that she's sultry, but got interrupted. Cuteness interruptus.