I honestly do not mind that, with the release of "Basic Instinct 2," or whatever the heck it's called, there will be a lot more of Sharon Stone out there than I want to see. I'll just not go to the movie. (You can do, it, Leo, you know you can. Be strong. Don't give in!) But it's annoying, because harder to avoid, that there is more Sharon Stone out there than I want to hear. She thinks we're dying to know her opinions on oral sex (sorry, honey, you're just preaching to the choir when you tell teens they should engage in it more), and she can't resist giving us her political wisdom (Hillary should sit out in 2008, because she is, um, too sexy to win). I knew if I waited long enough, someone would come along to replace Jane Fonda in that special place in my heart.
