Beware of alleys, where bad things can happen:
SOUTH BEND — Police say a man who went to the hospital Wednesday morning with a gunshot wound accidentally shot himself.
The 21-year-old man told police he had stopped to urinate in an alley between Vassar and Humboldt streets just before 3:30 a.m., when his gun accidentally discharged.
So, you're hurrying to prevent one accidental discharge when you cause another. Sometimes, you just can't win, huh?