Come up with your own crappy pun for this:
Mayor Jim Suttle went to Washington Tuesday flush with ideas for how federal officials could help cities like Omaha pay for multibillion-dollar sewer projects.
Among the items on his brainstorming list: a proposal for a 10-cent federal tax on every roll of toilet paper you buy.
Based on the four-pack price for Charmin double rolls Tuesday at a midtown Hy-Vee, such a tax would add more than 10 percent to the per-roll price, pushing it over a buck.
All that's left is the air we breathe and they truly will have taxed everything.
Comments
Do you think Mayor Suttle's proposal will be wiped off the legislative agenda?
Mayor Suttle
Bard:
I love it...fantastic!
God bless 'ya...you "get it".
;)