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Opening Arguments

Undocumented aliens

The alien hordes are coming to get us! No, no, not the ones from Mexico, the other alien hordes, the scary ones who abduct us and probe us and create memory gaps we have to explain to our spouses. All of this makes perfect sense to me. If you were from a superior race, advanced enough to build ships to travel millions of light years, wouldn't you spend your time driving a guy in Bloomington, Ind., crazy? Of course you would:

John had a sharp pain in his nasal passage and a bloody nose with blood trickling from his left nostril. He told me it felt as if it was a dream because the two men had just been walking through the area in the darkness only to witness a bright glowing object and the two figures, then all of a sudden it is daylight. He was really confused about what had taken place.

The fellows dazed, and confused, started looking around for their guns. John noticed an unusual pile of leaves and went to investigate. Under the leaves were the men's guns. He said they had been covered over by something, or someone. The fellows gathered up their gear and headed back home. When they got to the barn on John's property they removed the items they had taken out with them. Jim spoke up and said,"I don't know what happened to you and I, but I don't want to discuss this ever again." John told Jim, "don't worry about me talking about it as I would not even know what to tell someone." John said "I don't know what took place!"

John told me that he definitely had a missing time event.

Hey, there are photos and video, so it must all be true.

Posted in: Hoosier lore

Comments

Larry Morris
Tue, 05/02/2006 - 5:57am

careful, if we spread these stories too much, they will actually start settling here, ... working in the burger joints, ... mowing our lawns, ... then congress will have to make them legal - and that's what they've been waiting for, ...

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