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Opening Arguments

What a croc

Wow. "Sex and the City" has knocked "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" off its No. 1 spot. Has anybody, I wonder, considered what a blockbuster it would be if those two movies could somehow be combined? It would be a guy's picture and a chick flick.

Let's see. We could have Indy go to the big city after one of his jungle adventures, establishing one of those fish-out-of-water plots. He could hook up with one of the Sex-and women, impressing her with his survival skills while she tames him with civilizing touches. There could be a scene where a mugger comes up to them with a knife, and Indy says, "You call that a knife?"

Oh, wait.

Posted in: Film


Bob G.
Mon, 06/02/2008 - 10:04am


"Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Prada Handbag"
"Shoppers of the Lost Bargain"
"Indiana Jones and the Gucci Worshipers"

Nah....doesn't quite work for me.