Finally, a new psychological disorder is identifed that might actually exist:
In light of news that road rage is caused by a psychiatric illness -- Intermittent Explosive Disorder -- I would like to share my own findings. I am a clinical psychologist and have come up with a new syndrome -- obnoxious personality disorder.
It's a malady that exists mainly in Miami, although it is spreading to Broward and West Palm Beach. Some have hoped to escape it by moving to neighboring counties, but evidence of the illness is showing up as far away as Jacksonville.
I see great potential for a federal grant here for someone to find proof of what many of suspect, that OPD has left Florida and is, in fact, prevalent in Indiana.
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I've got news, ... it's here in Texas also.
More "maladies" encroaching upon our human condition?
SSD - Selective Stupidity Disorder
(found in almost ANY legislative session)
UCD - Unintelligible Communicative Disorder
(ebonics)
TIS - Temporary Indecisiveness Syndrome
(happens to whoever is in FRONT of you in any fast food line)
FDS - Frappachino Dependancy Disorder
(unquenchable thirst for nothing BUT Starbucks)
EIS - Explosive Incendiary Syndrome
(the need to toss M80s from a moving bicycle at cars and people after 11PM)
IAMS - Illogical Ambulatory Movement Syndrome
(uncontrolled desire to ignore sidewalks and walk in the STREETS)
VAD - Vehicular Auditory Disorder
(the uncontrolled desire to lean on the car horn INSTEAD of knocking on a door)
not to be confused with...
AVD - Auditory vehicular Disorder
(the compulsion to share the latest "50 cent" CD with people BLOCKS away)
Just a few more...if you'd like to "team up" for that "grant"....
;)
B.G.
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