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No, I don't have much to say at this point about Rep. B. Patrick Bauer's intention to fight Gov. Daniels on the sale or lease of the toll road; it's an intriguing privatization idea, but more details are needed on which to base a decision. I'm writing instead on something I've been waiting for years and years for somebody else to have the courage to write out loud. Guess I'll finally have to be the one: The man has the worst hairpiece in the history of toupees. There, it's said. Bald may not be beautiful but, for goodness sake, it's better than walking around with something that ugly piled on your head. Before anybody else points it out, I will acknolwedge that, 1) this is a silly thing to worry about, and I am incredibly insensitive to bring it up, 2) I'm the last person in the world who should be making fun of the way somebody looks and, 3) Mr. Bauer may have a genetic condition, and I will be forever ashamed to have done this. But I just couldn't stand it another second.