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Opening Arguments

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Thank God for The Wall Street Journal. Otherwise, we might not have the incisive insight that "Turnout Is Key in Massachusetts Battle":

This eleventh-hour push was more akin to a presidential campaign in a closely fought battleground. But it is unfolding in a traditionally liberal state that has rarely seen a grass-roots showdown. The contest may come down to whether the Democratic Party's traditional allies can overcome what appears to be a surge of local enthusiasm for the Republican candidate.

Now, follow me closely on this, because you can amaze your friends by using this analytical technique in all other elections: The party that gets out the most voters wins! Let me repeat that just in case you're still a little unclear: When the election is over, the vote is counted, and the candidate with the most votes beats the candidates with the least votes.

What would you do without me and the WSJ, huh?

Comments

Bob G.
Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:36am

Tell 'ya Leo...if if were not for YOU (as well as the WSJ) I'd be "loster" than I could ever imagine.

Most voters = a winner.....simply astounding!!
How DO they plan to top that, hmm?

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