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Opening Arguments

BACing bad

Quote of the day, from an Evansville 21-year-old with a BAC of .422:

I'm not really a bad guy, I've just been a drunken asshole tonight." These were the famous last words of Ty Alsop, who was arrested by police in Evansville, IN, after trying to escape from a hospital with his bare ass hanging out of a hospital gown.

If I'm remembering correctly from my drining days, the "drunken asshole" stage comes considerably before .422. I think he probably came close to the "dead asshole" stage.