The headline on Gawker sort of says it all:
Indiana Man Loses Dart Game, Punches Wall, Crashes Car, Calls 911 to Report Himself for Drunken Driving
Takes the concept of "citizens arrest" to a whole new level, huh? The guy told the cops he was out drinking and driving because he was "sick of Indiana so [he] decided to go out for a ride." Been there myself, pal.