Today's "No, this is not a story in the Onion" entry:
Today, in honor of Bisexual Visibility Day there will be a White House roundtable discussion “about issues facing the bisexual community” attracting bisexual activists from around the nation.
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Intrigued by today’s White House roundtable discussion, I did a quick check and found in the Washington Post a piece dated August 22 announcing the event that included this puzzling statement:
“The White House will hold a closed-door roundtable discussion on issues facing bisexuals Sept. 23.”
A closed-door session on bisexuality on Bisexual Visibility Day. That ranks right up there with the thousand-page report on how to cut down on government paperwork.