OK, I take it all back. Global warming is real, and the consequences even scarier than anybody has said:
GLOBAL warming has its detractors but English wine-makers won't have a word said against it.
The rise in average temperatures is making all the difference in the world to the English wine making industry, which is expected to expand by 50 per cent over the next year.
If English wine is anything like English cuisine, let's get that Kyoto treaty signed right now.
