Some young people in Vermont seem to have discovered something other legal scholars have overlooked:
"I think most of Vermont wants Vermont to be nude," said Hannah Phillips, 15, who added that she has not disrobed. "People have a basic human right to be naked if they want to."
What they have there is kids just being kids, and adults being completely stupid about it. Apparently nobody is in charge in Vermont. Love this guy's reaction:
Andrew Wdowiak, who works at Everyone's Books, said that he's not put off by the nudity, but that the act has become a little tired. "I think it was more for the shock value," he said. "They weren't flagrant about it."
But last week, when about a half-dozen naked teenagers congregated outside the store," it was like they were baking a cake, and they really frosted it," Wdowiak said. "All the men were naked, and the women were topless. I needed about three drinks to erase that vision."
I really, really hope this trend doesn't move to Indiana. I don't think three drinks would be nearly enough.