Remember "100 People Who Are Screwing Up America"? Here's a project that's really ambitious -- "10,000 Reasons Civilization Is Doomed." There are only about 2,700 things on the list so far, but the Web community is invited to make additions. With that many annoying things listed, there are bound to be some we disagree with, but it's hard to argue with No. 1: Paris Hilton. I've stopped worrying about her, frankly. Even if she disappears, we'll get somebody else exactly like her. The culture demands it.