Now, all we have to do is get the 11,999,999 others to follow this guy's example and problem solved:
Another illegal immigrant is in police custody, but unlike previous cases, the man turned himself in and asked to be sent back to Mexico.
"This guy said he wanted to go back to Mexico. He's been in Indiana picking watermelons is what he told me, and he wanted to go home," said Ohio County Deputy Sheriff Alex Espejo.
Picking Indiana watermelons must be harder than I remember.
