Wouldn't want you to miss some of the really important news of the day: Organizers of a music festival near Newport, Isle of Wight, had asked festival-goers to turn up in curly wigs and large shoes. But they shelved the idea after a number of ticket holders said they suffered from coulrophobia:
Coulrophobia - fear of clowns - can cause panic attacks, shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea and overall feelings of dread.
And that's just the good clowns. As we all know, clowns can go bad.