First, we had the finger in the Wendy's chili, and now:
A woman who tried to extort money from the Cracker Barrel restaurant chain by putting a dead mouse in a bowl of soup was sentenced to a year in jail.
I don't want to add to the hysteria, but I went to a fast-food place the other day, and there was actually some meat in my sandwich. I pointed it out to the manager, and he said, "Shut up, or everybody will want some."