Wow. Overeat, diet. Overeat, diet. Overeat, diet. All with the same company:
GENEVA, Switzerland - In a move that recognizes the modern world's twin obsessions — indulgence and guilt — chocolate maker Nestle said Monday it would purchase weight loss product maker Jenny Craig Inc. for $600 million.
Can't wait for the Nestle's diet, or the Jenny Craig candy bar, whichever comes first. This suggests all kinds of creative pairings, such as state-approved gambling with state-sponsored gambling-addiction programs. Oh, wait. We've already done that.
