Oh, for God's sake:
OAK BROOK, Ill. - McDonald's Corp., a magnet for criticism that fast food helps make kids fat, has signed on some accomplished moms to get the skinny on nutrition.
The world's largest purveyor of burgers and fries announced the creation Tuesday of a Global Moms Panel to provide guidance on such topics as balanced and active lifestyle initiatives, restaurant communications and children's well-being.
If you read next that the chain is convening a McFocus group, you'll know that life as we know it is about to end.
