Well, this is just outrageous:
HUNTINGTON, Ind. Authorities in Indiana say they found cocaine hidden in the spines of two Bibles that a woman allegedly bought and tried to send to her husband in jail.
Anthony Duckworth, who's been in the Huntington County jail for months, and his wife, Amy, have been charged with two counts of trafficking with an inmate.
Doesn't this couple know the enormity of their crime? A jail, after all, is a taxpayer-funded facility. Aren't they aware of the separation of church and state? Couldn't they have used a dictionary, for God's sake?