Good lord! It appears that drivers who are distracted are involved in the most -- gasp! -- automobile accidents:
Those sleep-deprived, multitasking drivers - clutching cell phones, fiddling with their radios or applying lipstick - apparently are involved in an awful lot of crashes.
Distracted drivers were involved in nearly eight out of 10 collisions or near-crashes, says a study released Thursday by the government.
I'm glad they finally explained it to me, since they used my tax money to discover the startling news.