Oh, for God's sake, McDonald's, just keep producing your unhealthy but tasty food and charging us a reasonable price, and we will keep patronizing your restaurants. If you're going to panic every time a vegetable-loving health freak like Eric Schlosser or Morgan Spurlock comes along, we'll just take our money and spend it on Hardee's wonderful Thickburgers (three sizes, you quarter-pounder wimps -- 1/3 pound, 1/2 pound and 2/3 pound).
