You know the difference between a dog and a cat? If you die, your dog will shuffle and whine around the house for days until it almost starves to death. But once you stop breathing, your cat considers you food. I say that as a cat person, with two of those self-centered creatures in my house. Here's a story about a cat's cat -- Lewis, who has six toes on each paw, each with a long claw, and may be the first feline in history with a restraining order against it. He seems to have a special dislike for Avon ladies. (There's a video, too.)
