Nice work if you can get it:
Bloomington -- Indiana University is to pay President Adam Herbert $300,000 for 10 years of consulting work after he leaves office under a deal he reached with the school's trustees more than three years ago.
I'm not sure what a "consultant" does, but I'm pretty sure I could handle it. If any of you are interested, for $30,000 a year, I could be on call to consult with you pretty much all the time, except weekends, major holidays and before noon. You don't even have to take my advice.
