Let's see. I have an aversion to killing and participating in war. "Blood lust" upsets me, and even profanities bother me. The "sanctity of life" forms my moral center. What ever should I do with my life? Oh, I know, I'll volunteer for the Marines.
A Marine lance corporal who said he had an aversion to killing and participating in war must be released from the military as a conscientious objector, a federal judge ruled. The Marine Corps Reserves must discharge Robert Zabala, 23, by mid-April, under the ruling.
Oops. I know I just said I sometimes find myself becoming too snarky here, but come on.