Forgive me for pointing out the obvious, but this basketball player sounds like a real -- well, you know:
In a spat over a cat and her kittens, Carolina Panthers punter Jason Baker, Carmel, is slated for court Wednesday.
The Indiana native is hoping to wrest $2,000 -- and 8 percent interest -- from a former Carmel neighbor for kitty-cat damages to his home's crawl space.
And the mean kitty scratched up one of his trees, too. I'm no legal expert, but I side with the neighbor. Feeding a feral cat is not the same as claiming ownership of it. If I feed the birds in my back yard, am I responsible if that makes them so well-fed and sassy they decide dirty up your windshield?