Happy birthday to my favorite Hoosier:
Stick some candles in the lasagna; it's Garfield's 30th birthday!
Word has it that, while the fat cat's creator, Jim Davis, is taking a low-key approach to marking this milestone, the folks at Paws Inc., will celebrate the day with a picnic, perhaps an afternoon of golf, maybe even some water balloons.
Garfield is, of course, the perfect, idealized version of the fat, lazy, always-hungry feline. No real cat could possibly live up to that image, although, heaven knows, mine try.