Today's public service announcement -- How to know when it's time to leave the bar:
Whether at a house party or at your favorite bar, a timely departure is a beautiful thing. Conversely, staying a bit too long can often end in disaster.
A handy flowchart is provided that makes you answer questions such as "Do you have to wake up early?" and "Still have standards?" I really could have used something like this in my younger days -- stayed way too long way too often.
