I haven't been able to bring myself to open my new Newsweek this week. The cover story is so daunting -- next to a picture of Barack Obama is the headline "How to Fix the World." Now, I am sure that Fareed Zakaria's article, more modestly titled "Wanted: A Grand New Strategy," will explain everything the president and we need to know. Maybe you can read it and explain it to me. I will wait for Time magazine's report "Inside the Mind of God." Sheesh, what