Let's see. You get out of jail after serving your time on an auto-theft charge. Do you: A) Thank your lucky stars the ordeal is over and vow to go straight? Or, B) Hide from your friends and family for a few days because you're so ashamed? Or, C) Go into a deep depression and seek counseling?
Then, there is always D:
A Sullivan County man found himself back in jail Wednesday morning after about 12 hours of freedom, during which he allegedly stole a car and some beer and led police on a high-speed chase.
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Roberts was taken to the Putnam County Jail, where he is being detained without bail on allegations of theft, possession of stolen property, resisting law enforcement with a motor vehicle, all class-D felonies; operating while intoxicated, a class-A misdemeanor; and leaving the scene of a property damage crash, a class-B misdemeanor.
Only 22 and already showing such ambition. Makes a Hoosier proud. Just take a look at his photo and you can just tell how far he's going togo
