Lordy, lordy ... this is just . . . I mean . . . how can? . . . I can't understand . . . what a bunch of . . . aarggh! Does Tom DeLay actually believe this nonsense, or does he think Americans are witless fools? One of DeLay's fellow Republicans, Jeff Flake of Arizona, wondered if "we've been serving in the same Congress." I think a fairer question is whether Mr. DeLay is even on the same planet.