Criminal genius of the week:
A man brandishing a large knife and covering his face with underwear robbed a convenience store in Franklin, Ind. Monday. He made off with cash, cigarettes and a lighter, WRTV, Indianapolis reported Wednesday.
Despite the disguise, both a customer and the station clerk were able to give police a description of the robber detailed enough to lead police to set up surveillance around a Franklin home.
Officers spotted Larry Bernard stumbling and intoxicated with a 12-inch knife in his waistband, Franklin Police Lt Chris Tennell said.
I thought panties would be a better disguise than that. Lesson learned.
Oh, wait. Maybe they were Victoria's Secret panties.
You're welcome, guys. Sorry, ladies, couldn't help myself.
