While some of you have been wasting your time worrying about who was going to win "American Idol" or "Dancing With the Stars" or even (the more traditional among you) the NFL or the NCAA, you've been ignoring the great and wonderful Annual World Peashooting Championsip. This year marks the 39th annual contest. Pictured below is one of the contestants. I don't know how well he did, but that is one awesome peashooter.
He should have to register that thing and get a carry permit. But don't get carried away. Remember, if peashooters are outlawed . . .