Mull this over:
A Mexican-born Indiana man is appealing his conviction on drug charges, saying he didn't fully understand a plea agreement due to a language barrier.
[. . .]
He was initially sentenced to consecutive sentences totaling 50 years, but that was later reduced to concurrent sentences of 30 years.
The Indiana Court of Appeals upheld his conviction in August.
To become a U.S. citizen, an applicant "must be able to read, write, speak, and understand words in ordinary usage in the English language." There are exceptions, but I doubt if they would apply to this methamphetamine dealer (having been here at least 15 years and over the age of 55, for example). So, is this "Mexican-born Indiana man" a U.S. citizen now, or not? If he is, somebody screwed up. If he isn't, well, tough luck, buddy. The story unhelpfully doesn't give his status.
In any case, let me help: See you in treinta años, quince if you behave.
