Way to go, Antonin! Get her to liking the feel of a good shotgun going off, and she might be salvageable:
According to two witnesses, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia took fellow Justice Elena Kagan out for a lesson in skeet shooting at his shooting club in Virginia last week.
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Scalia was bending down in order to teach Kagan how to hold the shotgun, the witnesses say, and the pair were shooting skeet.
Elena Kagan, potential bitter clinger!
