Just in case we forgot that "fan" is short for fanatic:
A disgruntled Indianapolis Colts fan could be to blame for $2 million in damage to a Jacksonville, Fla., hotel that happened hours after the Colts lost there a few weeks ago.
Florida authorities said the San Marco Homewood Suites and Hilton Garden Inn were damaged when someone tampered with two water valves, unleashing thousands of gallons of water onto five floors on Oct. 4.
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Hotel employees told police they suspected the Colts fan, who was described as "severely intoxicated and angry" in a police report, because he was hanging out in the lobby at 3 a.m. on the day the damage occurred and his friends told employees they were looking for him.
If that's how he reacts to a sports team losing one lousy game, what's he gonna have left if he gets fired or his wife leaves him or, heaven forbid, his favorite candidate doesn't get elected? Only a question of whether he ends up on "Cops" or "Jerry Springer" probably.
