Oh, come on now, cut it out, you two, or at least get a room! No, wait, not that room!
Evansville police arrested two individuals who allegedly broke into a vacant apartment for what they told police was "some time alone."
Jerry Lipson, 43, and Tiffany Cartwright, 36 are being held in the Vanderburgh County Jail, each on $100 cash bonds.
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Police said Cartwright walked out from the back and Lipson followed, with his pants partially down.
Lipson reportedly told police that he didn't live in the apartment but just wanted "some time alone."
Police said there weren't any belongings or furniture in the apartment, but it had heat and electricity.
A little heat, a little electricity and no pesky furniture as a distraction. And th
