Hoosier criminal genius of the week:
A Rensselaer man walked into the Lowell Indiana State Police post and told a sergeant he believed he was wanted on a warrant.
When police asked why he thought he was wanted last Thursday, the man allegedly rolled up his sleeves to reveal handcuffs on both wrists with the chain cut in the middle, officials said.
Zachary A. Keilman, 18, allegedly turned himself in after realizing he had left his identification with authorities, officials said.
Drat, almost made it! He'd been picked up for underage drinkiing, but got away before police collected any information about him. He should write down a hundred times, "Leave the cuffs, take the
