This comes to us from long-time Komets fan Bill Hudson who has gone all-Chris Berman on this year's roster. Some of these are quite inspired.
Guy Dupuis Are the Champions, my Friends.
Mike KingDombkiwicz for a horse
Mario Larocque breaks scissors
Adam Kate Blanchette
J.F. Labarre is
open for business
Martin Unleaded Gascon
King Arthur Kiyaga
Kelly
Miller Genuine Draft
David Hukalo Berry Hound
Bogdan and take it like a
man Rudenko
Dan McWhinney Place or Show
Kevin
Roger Moore as The St. Pierre
Daniel Don't Goneau
K.J.
Vorhees A Jolly Good Fellow
Which led me to remember when we used to do this as a contest.
Dave Grand Gagnon
Peter Peter puck eater Sidorkiewicz
Yves Hogan's Heroux
Jergus Chew Baca
Igor No, that's I-gor Malykhin
Colin Not by the hair of my chinny, chin Chin
Carey I love Lucyk
Kory Come a little Kocur
Steve Better fetch a stretcher Fletcher
Ralph My Sharona Barahona
Bob Bagels Lakso
Serge Isosceles Tri- Anglehart
Robin Woof, woof Bawa
Guy Scooby Dooby Dupuis
Kelly Children should be seen and not Hurd
Scott Don't be Gruhl
Peter No scor- Ing
Ian Let's hear it for the Boyce
Jeff Tootsie Rohlicek
Scott Burfoot barefoot in the park
Anybody have any others they'd like to add?