I love the Daily Rant we had in last night's paper:
Maybe the state of Indiana should put Cherry Masters in all the schools so we could afford to educate our children. I don't know who we expect to run this country when we are all old.
Not as far out a suggestion as you might think. I spent a lot of time my first year at IPFW playing hearts in the cafeteria, and a lot of us at Central High School suspected some of our teachers had a hot poker game in the lounge on occasion. Personally, I'd rather see craps tables, especially in the elemetary schools. They require the kind of social interaction that's good for the development of young minds.
Wouldn't Cherry Master be a great name for a stripper, by the way?