The trouble with all the "Sarah Palin caused the Arizona shooting" talk is that it distracts us from an equally entertaining theory that the recent rash of bird deaths was caused by the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell:
According to biblical principles, marriage is between a man and a woman, so we have to say “what happens when a nation makes a decision that's against God's principles?” Well, often what happens is that nature itself will begin to talk to us
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It was a simple misunderstanding. They said they were jay birds, and God, being rather old, heard "gay" birds, so naturally, He smote them, as the Bible requires.
As for the fish deaths, all I can do is hope you're a South Park fan. Do you like fish sticks?
Did you know the dinosaurs had a gay old time until they went extinct? Don't full with mother nature!