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Opening Arguments

The art of grandstanding

Don't get me wrong. I'm glad to have a Hoosier pervert off the streets. But how much money is Oprah willing to spend? What about murderers and rapists instead of just child molesters? Can you imagine the poor snooks who turn their friends into Crime Stoppers now and have to settle for a pitiful few hundred dollars?

And by the way: There has been a rash of burglaries very near my block in the past few weeks. For just a few thousand bucks, I can hire someone to watch my house while I'm at work.