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Be still, my Earth

A Georgia legislator has discovered that evolution is another conspiracy we can blame on the Jews:

"Indisputable evidence - long hidden but now available to everyone - demonstrates conclusively that so-called 'secular evolution science' is the Big Bang, 15-billion-year, alternate 'creation scenario' of the Pharisee Religion," the memo said. "This scenario is derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic 'holy book' Kabbala dating back at least two millennia."

The legislator's letter (he says it's not really from him, but a political ally says he authorized its writing) refers us to the Web site of something called the Fair Education Foundation, where we learn that the Earth is fixed in space, which means it obviously can't rotate around the sun. The sun, in fact, rotates around us. Oh, and the Earth is NOT billions of years old, but you probably already knew that.

Posted in: Religion