Darn. I was almost sure it would be me:
Indianapolis - Ball State University plans to name its new communication building after alumnus and late night talk show host David Letterman.
Letterman's mother, Dorothy Mengering, was at Monday's announcement by the board of trustees in their hometown of Indianapolis. Mengering, who lives in the city's northern suburb of Carmel, and her famous son were both expected to attend the building's Sept. 7 dedication.
Maybe they can still do the Leo Morris Memorial Restroom. OK, hold it down out there.