Sometimes I find myself talking to my cats. Guess I'd better watch what I say:
Secret recordings of a pensioner talking to his cats, which police claim include a confession he hit his partner, have been played to a jury.
David Henton, 72, of Neath, denies murdering his long-term partner, Joyce Sutton, 65, from Skewen, in her bed.
Swansea Crown Court heard extracts of undercover police recordings in which, the prosecution claim, Mr Henton said to his cats: "I hit my Joyce."
But the defence insisted Mr Henton actually said: "I miss my Joyce."
They wouldn't need to secretly record me, though. I think my cats would turn me in.